Hello and welcome to District Four. I'm sorry that Finnick isn't here to be your host. I know as a member of District Four I should be cheering for my own tribute, but after watching the last two Hunger Games play out I have fallen in love with Peeta Mellark! Why do I love Peeta? He's smart, he's funny, and he's charming. He stands up for what he believes, he's loyal and he's not afraid to do what's right. He's sensitive and caring but can also be strong and kick butt. He fights for Katniss and with Katniss. Peeta is a great diplomat and he knows how to bring people together. He can also be sneaky to get what he wants. Plus, did I mention he can bake? And he's hot!! But it's not just me! We have an underground club of sorts here in District Four-Seafaring Librarians for Peeta! Here's what some of our members had to say about their love for Peeta: - Team Peeta!! I love their relationship because they balance each other perfectly. Where
bahahaha! no way. I can see all the 9th graders clamoring to learn to knit now...XD
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ReplyDeleteI really don't have a comment for this one :I
Wow publishing world..wow. Lets milk every last penny out of this fad.
ReplyDeleteWill someone wake me up when the nightmare is over?
That's so ridiculous, it's hilarious...haha! Quite frankly, I'm not even surprised.
ReplyDeleteOh...dear...
ReplyDeleteI think the best part is the description of what you can make
ReplyDelete" • Black capes are so 1897, instead get stylish with the dead sexy Sidhe Shrug.
• Unleash your inner shapeshifter with the Werewolf Hat.
• Keep warm while holding hands with your vampire by wearing these Bellisima Mittens.
• Around humans? Use the Blood Bottle Cozies to disguise your beverage. "
Mwahaha! That is completely crazy, but I guess if you're into knitting and are a vampire-lover, you would buy the book ... good marketing idea, although it makes me laugh maniacally in my head.
ReplyDeleteSeriously I want a knit pattern for a cozy for my fangs ;D
ReplyDeleteOy vey
Then again, perhaps I'd look twice if they did a "knitting for zombies" :)
haha! That's so ridiculous and frankly, pretty stupid! But sadly, I know people who would actually BUY that book! :/
ReplyDeleteI'm curious about the werewolf hat. Sounds like it has the potential to be quite cute (or absolutely hideous).
ReplyDeletehahahaha! Love it. And you know what's awesome? Vampires don't need knitwear...they don't get cold.
ReplyDeleteAnd seriously, do you ever actually SEE anyone walking around with homemade knitted clothes? We get so many of those books through our office, but I have yet to see a knitted bikini or tank top on someone.
LOL I saw that when I was searching for upcoming knit and crochet books awhile back and thought the same thing, it's pretty insane.
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing, is I bet some of the stuff inside will be beautiful but because of the whole vampire thing it will just suck. HA!
when will it end!
ReplyDeleteI'm so sick of dead people.
ReplyDeleteLF
New follower here... your blog cracks me up!
ReplyDelete... and oh sheesh.
Vampires... they aren't what they used to be.
I suppose if you have eternity you could probably master knitting though...
You know what's funny? I can completely imagine what kind of knits vampires would wear. I may have to ask my mom to buy this and knit me some sweaters (yes, she does that for me).
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